How to exterminate drug users
Background reading:Cocaine and pepper spray - a lethal mix?
Now we have a quick and effective way of weeding out the dredges of modern society -- just spray them with pepper spray!
Intriguingly, the combination of pepper spray and psychostimulants is fatal for humans (and other mammals). By spraying drug users, we do not just identify them. We kill them off at the same time. Of course, to many people the mere idea of killing is controversial and not altogether pleasant. To please the squeamish and humanitarians, spraying drug users with lower doses would just render them comatose. This is not advisable because cleaning up the mess left by dead people is usually easier than working on paperwork regarding the comatose people.
In order to have a higher margin of success with such a method, spraying stations have to be implemented at certain checkpoints and a new policy/ruling be drawn up to make it mandatory for all citizens to be sprayed at such checkpoints. Actual patients taking legal drugs may be exempted but should be subject to further cross examination. All non-conforming citizens would be arrested and sprayed. All after-effects of the spraying on survivors will then be medically taken care of by the government. This will in turn be financed by the assets left behind by the filthy, dead drug users.
Since psychostimulants are also widely used as prescription drugs, collateral damage may be unavoidable. If patients cannot justify their prescriptions, their sacrifices for the greater good will not be in vain.
Why is this idea even contemplated in the first place? Well, we know from our life-long brain-washing that taking illegal drugs of any form is harmful to our bodies and to society as a whole. While we cannot destroy such drugs, we can get rid of the users if we try hard enough. Agreed?
Now we have a quick and effective way of weeding out the dredges of modern society -- just spray them with pepper spray!
Intriguingly, the combination of pepper spray and psychostimulants is fatal for humans (and other mammals). By spraying drug users, we do not just identify them. We kill them off at the same time. Of course, to many people the mere idea of killing is controversial and not altogether pleasant. To please the squeamish and humanitarians, spraying drug users with lower doses would just render them comatose. This is not advisable because cleaning up the mess left by dead people is usually easier than working on paperwork regarding the comatose people.
In order to have a higher margin of success with such a method, spraying stations have to be implemented at certain checkpoints and a new policy/ruling be drawn up to make it mandatory for all citizens to be sprayed at such checkpoints. Actual patients taking legal drugs may be exempted but should be subject to further cross examination. All non-conforming citizens would be arrested and sprayed. All after-effects of the spraying on survivors will then be medically taken care of by the government. This will in turn be financed by the assets left behind by the filthy, dead drug users.
Since psychostimulants are also widely used as prescription drugs, collateral damage may be unavoidable. If patients cannot justify their prescriptions, their sacrifices for the greater good will not be in vain.
Why is this idea even contemplated in the first place? Well, we know from our life-long brain-washing that taking illegal drugs of any form is harmful to our bodies and to society as a whole. While we cannot destroy such drugs, we can get rid of the users if we try hard enough. Agreed?
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